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Alluding

Monday, September 30th, 2002

First off, a week until my birthday…. Donations and death threats can be sent to the Stonegauge….
Have you ever found your heart just aching for someone you know? Someone who remembers something, or makes a routine joke that they’ve made before… Someone who says something truly sweet to you [...]

Out your Ass

Sunday, September 1st, 2002

If I ever hear the phrase “men think with their heads stuck up their ass” from a woman again, I think I might very well smack her. Today I learned that you women can have your head stuck further up your ass than a policeman shoving his had up Manuel Noriega’s ass trying to [...]