Congratulations! You've stumbled across The Stonegauge! This is an actual web site, and no, it's not for sale. See, I've been running it for 10 years now, or close enough, and I've decided to stop making my updates public. Why? Well, why not?
Seriously, between hackers and malware exploiting blogs, corporate bastards who don't like people using their images without consent, and random anonymous users proving John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory... Well, who needs it? I get enough publicity online through my writing at other places and don't need your prying eyes here.
Thanks for stopping by! I wonder how the hell you found this site anyway? If you're a friend who knows of the site... Well, you might as well get in touch with me. You know, some personal communication never hurt none.