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		<title>Don&#8217;t let these lapse</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2006 16:14:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(x-posted over at the Sticks) Last year, I purchased a couple domain names &#8211; TampaBayRail.com and TampaBayRail.net. I intended to launch a web site on mass-transit and address the Tampa Bay area as one region. Not a separate-but-equal take that local government has had in the past on transit solutions. But those plans were soon [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(<a href="http://sticksoffire.com/2006/10/31/dont-let-these-lapse/">x-posted over at the Sticks</a>)</p>
<p>Last year, I purchased a couple domain names &#8211; TampaBayRail.com and TampaBayRail.net.  I intended to launch a web site on mass-transit and address the Tampa Bay area as one region.  Not a separate-but-equal take that local government has had in the past on transit solutions.  But those plans were soon forgotten as other issues worked into my life (including hand surgery, <a href="http://www.zimmermann2006.com">political campaigns</a> and walking the dog).</p>
<p>Now, for those of you aware of what the local blogosphere has to offer, you already know David Pinero has <a href="http://www.tamparail.org">Tampa Rail</a>.org up and running.  Pinero&#8217;s site is a great civic orientated pro-rail web site.  The plan in my noggin&#8217; with my own blog/site were just to ride the &#8220;rail&#8221; names but talk about all transit issues in general.  But all of this is really beside the point, so let&#8217;s move on.</p>
<p>Basically, time goes by, the seasons change, <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=264000063">the Gators were champs</a> and <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=jKYXCTu0vJg">John Grahame sucks</a>. A few weeks ago I got notification from my <a href="http://www.hostway.com">domain registration company</a> that both domain names were soon going to expire.  I could renew the domain names for however-many-years I&#8217;d like or I could simply let them disappear into the digital tumbleweeds of the interweb. They&#8217;d likely be snatched up by a spammer or domain-name broker with no interest in Tampa, Tampa Bay, transit in Tampa Bay or rail in the region.</p>
<p>The whole thought reminded me of what happened to the previous official website that the city of Tampa and Hillsborough County operated regarding a rail system.  A few years back (2002), those governments held the rights to <strong>TampaRail.com</strong> (<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20010405031422/www.tamparail.com/">check the wayback machine</a>).  For some reason, the powers that be (City of Tampa? Hillsborough County?) let that domain name expire around 2003.  The name was quickly snatched up and exploited by a Russian domain name broker.  The web site and url shifted to BlueHeronMedia.com, then ended up drifting into oblivion before being removed from their servers.  Tampa&#8217;s official rail website was as dead as the pro-rail movement in the region.  But the movement is now stirring again.</p>
<p>This past summer, we were all witness to the grand spectacle of the Hillsborough Expressway Authority trying to launch <a href="http://sticksoffire.com/2006/07/27/through-an-undisclosed-location/">a new sprawlway through the region</a>.  Along with Mayor Pam Iorio (and the Tampa Bay Partnership and Tampa International Airport) renewing a push for a regional rail system through the Tampa Bay area. Emphasis on the <em>Tampa Bay</em> regionalism of their presented interest.</p>
<p>So, what&#8217;s a guy to do?  I have control of TampaBayRail.com and .net.  I could sell them and possibly recoup some of the costs of the domain names &#8212; eventually.  Instead, I decided to do some good. I offered both domains to the City of Tampa.  You entrepreneurs may see this as a waste of money on my part, but just consider it a good deed.</p>
<p>Suffice to say, the city was receptive of the idea, so both names are now controlled by Mayor Pam.  I don&#8217;t expect you to see a regional rail website any time soon, but there is the possibility for a united Tampa Bay rail effort on the web &#8212; with TampaBayRail.com potentially it&#8217;s base location on the web.</p>
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		<title>Lets try this one again</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Apr 2006 23:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wanna&#8217; domain name? Blackjackslots.net is currently up for bid on Ebay. Copyright &#169; 2008 John Fontana / Stonegauge.com This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wanna&#8217; domain name?  <a href="http://www.stonegauge.com/bjsnet.gif">Blackjackslots.net</a> is currently up for bid on Ebay.</p>
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		<title>Back in the Saddle Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2005 17:44:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hope everybody had a great Christmas. Well, it&#8217;s been over a year since I left Netflix and what did Santa bring me but a one year gift subscription.&#160; Ho Ho Ho&#8230;&#160; I&#8217;m trying to build up my queue again and there are a number of films I have flat out forgotten about over the past [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>            Hope everybody had a great Christmas.</p>
<p>Well, it&#8217;s been over a year since I left <a href="http://www.netflix.com">Netflix</a> and what did Santa bring me but a one year gift subscription.&nbsp; Ho Ho Ho&#8230;&nbsp; I&#8217;m trying to build up my queue again and there are a number of films I have flat out forgotten about over the past few weeks and months that I would like to see.</p>
<p>At the top of my queue is <a href="http://www.waroftheworlds.com/">War of the Worlds</a> and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318649/">Sahara.</a>  I&#8217;ve also got Seaon 3 of 24 in there, Murderball, March of the Penguins, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Team America &#8211; World Police, Crash, Constantine and a few others&#8230;  But I know or sure I&#8217;m forgetting a lot of flicks and can us some recommendations.  I&#8217;ve seen a few thanks to cable and owning the DVD&#8217;s (so please no one suggest Batman Begins or the last Star Wars sequel)&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The International Vote, take two</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2004 23:26:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yahoo! News &#8211; Global survey shows 30 of 35 countries want Kerry in White House &#8220;Only one in five want to see Bush reelected,&#8221; said Steven Kull, the university&#8217;s program on international policy attitudes. &#8220;Though he is not as well known, Kerry would win handily if the people of the world were to elect the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a title="Yahoo! News - Global survey shows 30 of 35 countries want Kerry in White House" href="http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&#038;u=/afp/20040908/ts_alt_afp/us_vote_poll_bush_kerry_040908164913">Yahoo! News &#8211; Global survey shows 30 of 35 countries want Kerry in White House</a></p>
<p>&#8220;Only one in five want to see Bush reelected,&#8221; said Steven Kull, the university&#8217;s program on international policy attitudes. &#8220;Though he is not as well known, Kerry would win handily if the people of the world were to elect the US president.&#8221; </p></blockquote>
<p>But remember, George, you&#8217;ve got Tonga in yoru pocket.  That&#8217;s more important than anything!  :rolleyes :biggrin</p>
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		<title>When Good Movie Concepts go bad.  Terminator 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2004 05:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In some ways, I still believe there is no sequel to Terminator 2: Judgment Day. The action-packed, sci-if sequel to James Cameron&#8217;s The Terminator. What really bothers me, what explicitly, forcibly bothers me is seeing some of Terminator 3 lately on HBO and learning the plot of the movie (along with the outcome)&#8230; In plot [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In some ways, I still believe there is no sequel to <a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0103064/" target="_blank"><em>Terminator 2: Judgment Day</em></a>.  The action-packed, sci-if sequel to James Cameron&#8217;s <a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0088247/" target="_blank"><em>The Terminator</em></a>.</p>
<p>What really bothers me, what explicitly, forcibly bothers me is seeing some of <a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0181852/" target="_blank"><em>Terminator 3</em></a> lately on HBO and learning the plot of the movie (along with the outcome)&#8230;  In plot and scope &#8211; it&#8217;s a good sequel and could have been outstanding as a movie.  In dialog?  In direction?  Horrendous, absolutely horrendous. </p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know if they were trying specifically to separate this Terminator from the previous 2 models that visited the past in the first movies&#8230;.  But you could see Arnold Schwarzenegger was too stiff for his role (even though going stiff was part of the role).  His deliveries are too quick, and certain tag lines from the movie aren&#8217;t inserted when they actually <b>need</b> to be inserted (&#8220;Come with me if you want to live,&#8221; dense computer-like talk, and of course the killer &#8211;&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;ll be back.&#8221;).  They&#8217;re as much a part of the franchise, I think, as Arnold as a Terminator.</p>
<p>Ridiculousness kills this movie as well.  What is the T-X?  A woman liquid-metal model that can make complex machines as weapons?  That&#8217;s lame.. . Why do I say that?  Because Robert Patrick scared the shit out of me as the T-1000 that could run incredible speeds, overcome being shot by most weapons, and stab the shit out of whoever the intended target is.  This Termistress just doesn&#8217;t do it for me.  </p>
<p>Skynet not being a central computer but every computer connected to the Internet &#8212; that was a stroke of genius which gave a good premise for the film..  But it utterly fails with corniness and just sheer corruption from the other two movies.  James Cameron is the master of the Terminator universe &#8211; and this is sadly no James Cameron film, and it is clearly evident.</p>
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		<title>Transition Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2004 21:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While I am a bit distracted with things going on in my life, though it&#8217;s not like I don&#8217;t have time to blog. I&#8217;m still trying to figure out just where and what I am going to take the Stonegauge to with regards to blogging&#8230; Keep ranting about personal stuff? Take it more pop culture [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While I am a bit distracted with things going on in my life, though it&#8217;s not like I don&#8217;t have time to blog.  I&#8217;m still trying to figure out just where and what I am going to take the Stonegauge to with regards to blogging&#8230;</p>
<p>Keep ranting about personal stuff?  Take it more pop culture with entertainment things that  I can&#8217;t always speak for when it&#8217;s current?  (My Adaptation review was an old post, I comment on <a href="http://www.stonegauge.com/archives/000032.html" target="_blank">old</a><a href="http://www.stonegauge.com/archives/000364.html" target="_blank"> songs</a>, previously <a href="http://www.stonegauge.com/archives/000197.html" target="_blank">released</a><a href="http://www.stonegauge.com/archives/000126.html" target="_blank"> movies</a>, <a href="http://www.stonegauge.com/archives/000310.html" target="_blank">published books</a>, etc)  Political rants which are <a href="http://www.lies.com" target="_blank">done better on other blogs</a> and are the norm on the blogshere, and certain people I&#8217;ve met with <a href="http://www.boltsmag.com/" class="kblinker" target="_blank" title="More about Boltsmag &raquo;">Boltsmag</a> talk about local issues pretty well&#8230;. </p>
<p>Then we have the fact I do talk about sports here and there &#8212; <a href="http://www.boltsmag.com" target="_blank">Boltsmag is a success</a> just because I really timed this shit well :smile.  There&#8217;s writing stories I could give but those are about failure.  Medical stories I could tell but those seem irrelevant&#8230;</p>
<p>This is the personal homepage of John Fontana but then again?  I want the Stonegauge to be a place to stop by and have something worth looking into, commenting on or discussing.  Not the garbage I&#8217;ve had lately.  My April entry spurt was brought on by a certain someone who does a real good job of showing up when she needs a crutch, but <a href="http://www.stonegauge.com/archives/000573.html" target="_blank">avoids really well when things don&#8217;t fit her current schedule, which includes friendship.</a>.</p>
<p>I want to give &#8220;a better &#8216;Gauge on things&#8221; but damnit &#8211; I want it to be relevant in some way shape or form.  It isn&#8217;t at this rate.</p>
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		<title>The Artoo &#8211; Kenny Connection</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2004 06:24:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently saw the original Star Wars Trilogy on film (pirated Version &#8212; Han Shoots First, bitch! ) and was sorta&#8217; sick because of how corny C3PO and R2-D2 were in the movies&#8230; But I can also remember how I was watching the movie and would see Artoo beep-blip-bloop and 3P0 seemingly translate what Artoo [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently saw the original Star Wars Trilogy on film (pirated Version &#8212; Han Shoots First, bitch!  <img src='http://www.stonegauge.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  ) and was sorta&#8217; sick because of how corny C3PO and R2-D2 were in the movies&#8230;  But I can also remember how I was watching the movie and would see Artoo beep-blip-bloop and 3P0 seemingly translate what Artoo said into something rude (his responses told you this) and assumed Artoo was saying something dirty at the time.</p>
<p>I inserted lines of my own too in certain situations&#8230;  Just for fun.  It didn&#8217;t occur to me just who this reminded me of until tonight.</p>
<p>I get online and start reading the hilarious <em><a href="http://www.lanceandeskimo.com/chefelf/rnt_64reasons1-10.shtml" target="_blank">64 Reasons to Hate Attack of the Clones</a> </em> and come across this gem at <a href="http://www.lanceandeskimo.com/chefelf/rnt_64reasons21-30.shtml" target="_blank">#25</a>:</p>
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<strong>Bustin&#8217; on Artoo </strong><br />
There&#8217;s this one scene where Padme and Anakin are walking on Naboo and she says she&#8217;s a little nervous and he confesses to also being nervous since this is his first assignment by himself. &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry,&#8221; Padme says. &#8220;We have Artoo with us.&#8221; Then they both laugh about how ridiculous a concept it is that Artoo could be at all useful. Artoo beeps and if Threepio were there to translate it would probably be something along the lines of &#8220;Fuck you both.&#8221; </p></blockquote>
<p>The moment I read that, remembering the scene from the movie,  I agreed with the above sentiment that Artoo would have been mouthing off here&#8230;  Not only that, but R2-D2 has got to be what inspired Kenny McCormick of South Park.</p>
<p>Now, not to piss off South Park fans by suggesting this and knowing the full truth to who inspired Kenny, I just see the odd parallels between the two characters.</p>
<p>1) Unintelligible &#8212; Be it Artoo&#8217;s beeps or Kenny&#8217;s muffled statements, both characters almost speak a foreign dialect<br />
2) Ability to piss people off &#8212; Be it Cartman or 3P0, Kenny and Artoo&#8217;s mouths<br />
 tend to have snide responses for others statements<br />
3) Getting in trouble &#8212; Artoo gets hit in Star Wars and is severely damaged, Artoo falls in a Swamp and gets eaten in Empire Strike Back, Artoo falls into the Sand of the Dune Sea as well as getting shot during the Battle of Endor during Return of the Jedi&#8230;  Kenny gets killed during every single fucking episode of South Park.  </p>
<p>It&#8217;s uncanny, I tell you&#8230;</p>
<p>There are probably more similarities that I can&#8217;t think of right now, but I swear to you that Kenny and Artoo have to be related somehow with these odd coincidences&#8230;  If not, Artoo had to inspire Kenny in a roundabout, fucked up kind of way&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Melody and Regret</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2004 15:58:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple of days ago, I was flipping around the tube and came across a Beach Boys biopic I had originally seen when I was younger, called Summer Dreams, which I got lucky enough to turn on just as the British Invasion was beginning (1964). I got to come across Brian Wilson&#8217;s anxiety and his [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A couple of days ago, I was flipping around the tube and came across a Beach Boys biopic I had originally seen when I was younger, called <a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0100715/" target="_blank"><em>Summer Dreams</em></a>, which I got lucky enough to turn on just as the British Invasion was beginning (1964).  </p>
<p>I got to come across Brian Wilson&#8217;s anxiety and his musical genius that I had been aware of from quotes but hadn&#8217;t thought of much besides what I had heard and liked as a child &#8212; which is odd because some of the music is much more complex an innovative than the <a href="http://fab4lyrics.stonegauge.com" target="_blank">Beatles stuff</a> and I had never given it a second thought (example:  The introduction to <em>California Girls</em>).</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve had a song in my head since I watched the movie and I would love to be able to provide streaming audio of the music to share with everyone because of how beautiful the song can be &#8212; but alas, until I figure out how to do that, i can only share with you the lyrics.  It&#8217;s a stirring and haunting melody with harmonies in multiple layers&#8230;.  It was part of the Pet Sound album (which George Martin claimed, &#8220;If it wasn&#8217;t for Pet Sounds, there would be no <em><a href="http://fab4lyrics.stonegauge.com/sgtpepper.htm" target="_blank">Sgt. Pepper&#8217;s Lonely Hearts Club Band</a></em>)&#8230;</p>
<p>Now, ladies and gentlemen, this is the song I haven&#8217;t been able to get out of my head &#8212; or stop pulling at my heart (as was the case with Dennis Wilson in <i>Summer Dreams</i></p>
<h3>God Only Knows</H3></p>
<p>I may not always love you<br />
But long as there are stars above you<br />
You never need to doubt it<br />
I&#8217;ll make you so sure about it</p>
<p>God only knows what I&#8217;d be without you</p>
<p>If you should ever leave me<br />
Though life would still go on believe me<br />
The world could show nothing to me<br />
So what good would living do me</p>
<p>God only knows what I&#8217;d be without you</p>
<p>God only knows what I&#8217;d be without you</p>
<p>If you should ever leave me<br />
Well life would still go on believe me<br />
The world could show nothing to me<br />
So what good would living do me</p>
<p>God only knows what I&#8217;d be without you<br />
God only knows what I&#8217;d be without you<br />
God only knows<br />
God only knows what I&#8217;d be without you<br />
God only knows what I&#8217;d be without you<br />
God only knows<br />
God only knows what I&#8217;d be without you<br />
God only knows what I&#8217;d be without you<br />
God only knows<br />
God only knows what I&#8217;d be without you<br />
God only knows what I&#8217;d be without you<br />
God only knows<br />
God only knows what I&#8217;d be without you<br />
God only knows what I&#8217;d be without you<br />
God only knows<br />
God only knows what I&#8217;d be without you<br />
God only knows what I&#8217;d be without you<br />
God only knows<br />
God only knows what I&#8217;d be without you</p>
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		<title>The Film Fan Man and Movies that Panned</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2003 04:43:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With The Matrix Reloaded panned by critics, and with Revolutions getting the same treatment, I am wondering just how much I am going to like Revolutions seeing that i liked Reloaded for all it&#8217;s &#8220;flaws&#8221; that the critics claimed the movie had, or how it was boring or whatever. I know this isn&#8217;t the first [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With <b><a href="http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0234215/"><i>The Matrix Reloaded</i></a></b> panned by critics, and with <b><a href="http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0242653/"><i>Revolutions</i></a></b> getting the same treatment, I am wondering just how much I am going to like <i>Revolutions</i> seeing that i liked <i>Reloaded</i> for all it&#8217;s &#8220;flaws&#8221; that the critics claimed the movie had, or how it was boring or whatever.</p>
<p>I know this isn&#8217;t the first time, nor will it be the last, that I experience this.  There have been plenty of movies I have liked that critics &#8211; or even the public &#8211; have loathed to one degree or another.</p>
<p>Take, for instance, Jim Carrey&#8217;s <b><a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0268995/"><I>The Majestic</i></a></b>.  For some reason, I cannot not-like Carrey in a serious role which Jim has tried before to give his acting a little more depth.  I mean, I also liked <b><a href="http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0120382/"><I>The Truman Show</i></a></b> as it is one of my favorite movies all time&#8230;  That&#8217;s two Carrey roles that got mixed reviews &#8212; and loathing from the comedic demanding Jim Carrey Loving public.</p>
<p>Add <b><a href="http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0115798/"><i>The Cable Guy</i></a></b> to this list and you have a trifecta of bombed Carrey movies that I love.  I like the dark humor of Ben Stiller&#8217;s movie in which Matthew Broderick is stalked by a cable installation technician who watched one too many re-runs as a child.  </p>
<p>Lets not stop here however, I&#8217;m sure I have a long list of movies that were panned that I happened to like&#8230;  For instance, <a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0266452/"><b><i>Death To Smoochy</i></b></a> is a comedic masterpiece to me.  Ok, not a MASTERPIECE but at the same time, it&#8217;s a amusing comedy that features Robin Williams in a role that finally allows him to showcase his inner anarchist.  It also lets Edward Norton finally defuse the ultra-serious image that he has passed out in movies like <em>American History X</em> and <em>Primal Fear</em>.</p>
<p>Then we have the Pierce Brosnan-as-James-Bond <a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0120347/"><b><em>Tomorrow Never Dies</em></b></a>.  I&#8217;m told time and again that Sean Connery is the ultimate Bond but alas &#8212; I believe Pierce is and this film sorta cemented that with me.  He&#8217;s suave, he&#8217;s got the expressions and the acting down and he&#8217;s just too f&#8217;n cool in this movie.  Most of the recent Bond films have been less believable, to me at least, than this one&#8230;.  Which I couldn&#8217;t stop watching when it came out, and that I have seen put down numerous times by the fans. </p>
<p>Another one that comes to mind &#8211; which has a direct link to <em><b><a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0133093/">The Matrix</a></b></em> movies because of the writers, is <a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0112401/"><b><em>Assassins</em></b></a>.  Maybe you can call this one a guilty pleasure because Sly Stallone is sorta blah in the lead role but damnit &#8212; Antonio Bandaras comes off SO FUCKING COOL as Miguel Bain.  Wouldn&#8217;t you agree&#8230;  <em>Bobby?</em></p>
<p>And there is another movie that could easily make this list, that being the Matthew Perry / Bruce Willis assassin-in-suburbia <b><a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0190138/">The Whole Nine Yards</a></b>.  To some, the movie is too dark.  To others?  The movie humor is too light and therefore inneffective.  I&#8217;ve seen this flick ridiculed by fans and by critics alike but, aw hell..  It&#8217;s enjoyable to me.</p>
<p>So what about you?  Any movies that were panned that you actually loved?  I don&#8217;t mean blockbusters like Star Wars or something either&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Futility and Film Wise</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2003 00:31:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I&#8217;ve been out of touch and out of taste with my journal entries lately because of what is becoming very futile with my Moveable Type transition. Complex coding and greater HTML know-how is required in order to successfully use the alternate journal (I don&#8217;t know Cascading Style Sheets and that factors in &#8211; sorry [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><font color="#000000" size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well, I&#8217;ve<br />
  been out of touch and out of taste with my journal entries lately because of<br />
  what is becoming very futile with my Moveable Type transition. Complex coding<br />
  and greater HTML know-how is required in order to successfully use the alternate<br />
  journal (I don&#8217;t know Cascading Style Sheets and that factors in &#8211; sorry to<br />
  give the average user a bit of confusion there if they don&#8217;t know what that<br />
  is) and I&#8217;ve just thrown up my hands with even trying with it for now</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">For now.</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">SO here<br />
  I&#8217;m sitting on Monday evening and I&#8217;ve been cleaning off my desk which further<br />
  needs to be cleaned after I shuffled several of my papers and folders somewhere<br />
  else. In other words &#8212; I&#8217;ve done a very unconvincing job of cleaning even though<br />
  I claim that i have been cleaning </font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">I got a<br />
  lot of props for my <a href="/journal.htm#adaptation">entry about <em>Adaptation</em></a><br />
  because of the fire and emotion I showed in the entry. Well, at 2AM all you<br />
  are going to do is show fire, emotion and perhaps incoherent rambling. The latter<br />
  is what I was afraid the entry would turn into when I wrote it and in a lot<br />
  of ways &#8211; it is. </font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">But I was<br />
  truly impressed with the movie.</font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">I&#8217;ve watched<br />
  a few flicks the last few days &#8211; <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0264464"><em>Catch<br />
  Me If You Can</em></a> (that really made my heart ache over Frank W. Abagnale<br />
  Jr having to run form the girl he was in love with because she hadn&#8217;t been strong<br />
  enough to deal with the feds), <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0328832"><em>The<br />
  Animatrix</em></a>, and a few others that I can&#8217;t think of right now. In fact<br />
  I&#8217;ve been keeping tabs on <a href="http://www.netflix.com/Profile?prid=120914239">my<br />
  Netflix Profile</a> and I have rated and viewed a LOT of movies over the years.<br />
  </font></p>
<p><font color="#000000" size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">So anyway,<br />
  I&#8217;ve got to finish cleaning here and I&#8217;ve got to sit down and write again&#8230;<br />
  Need to keep that trend. Need to drown reality in the figment of my imagination<br />
  or I will go insane.</font></p>
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