<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>The Stonegauge &#187; cynic</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.stonegauge.com/tag/cynic/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.stonegauge.com</link>
	<description>What doesn't kill you -- defines you</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 14:06:18 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Another day, another rant</title>
		<link>http://www.stonegauge.com/2006/06/28/another-day-another-rant/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stonegauge.com/2006/06/28/another-day-another-rant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 20:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Must See TV / Entertainment Industry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[article]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cynic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[demo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HTML]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[irony]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[news]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obvious]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[palm harbor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[questions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sarcasm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[St. Petersburg]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[St. Petersburg Times]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Daily Show]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.stonegauge.com/2006/06/28/another-day-another-rant/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There was an editorial story about the Daily Show with Jon Stewart that was published in the St. Petersburg Times on Monday. In this little article they suggested the Daily Show was actually hurting the country because of it&#8217;s cynism was discouraging America&#8217;s youth and convincing us that we shouldn&#8217;t vote. HA! Everyone I know [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There was an editorial story about the Daily Show with Jon Stewart that was published in the St. Petersburg Times on Monday.  In this little article they suggested <a href="http://quote.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000039&#038;refer=columnist_ferguson&#038;sid=a9rLuYnxPxbE">the Daily Show was actually hurting the country</a> because of it&#8217;s cynism was discouraging America&#8217;s youth and convincing us that we shouldn&#8217;t vote.</p>
<p>HA!</p>
<p>Everyone I know &#8212; young and old &#8212; make the Daily Show with Jon Stewart part of their daily regimen (or at least catch it as often as they can).  Are they turned off to voting?  Hell no.  Are they turned off to politics?  Hell no. </p>
<p>The Daily Show isn&#8217;t enlightening, but in it&#8217;s cynical and ironic takes on the news, it does something that the major media outlets fail to do &#8212; it asks questions and shows the obvious flaws of those in control of the country (and sometimes the colorful nature of the country itself).   It also shows the gullibility of our leadership and the failings of those in power to reach out to America&#8217;s youth as well as inspire us.</p>
<p>Johnny got pissed off so <a href="http://www.sptimes.com/2006/06/28/Opinion/Festival_disruptions_.shtml">Johnny wrote a letter to the Editor</a>.  It was published today. </p>
<blockquote><p>Daily Show&#8217; is not a detriment&#8217;</p>
<p>Re: Is &#8220;The Daily Show&#8221; bad for democracy?</p>
<p>What&#8217;s this now? Jon Stewart and his crew of reporters are turning off youth with their irony, cynicism and sarcasm concerning the antics of our elected officials?</p>
<p>I find it hilarious that the article in question thinks so little of the youth of America. We&#8217;re a generation of people whom elected officials tend to ignore and brush off. We&#8217;re a generation of Americans who have grown up through scandal after scandal (Iran-Contra, the S&#038;L fallout, Whitewater, Monica Lewinsky, 9/11 failings, Valerie Plame, etc.) and the article in question thinks that a TV show with a humorous take on the sorry state of affairs in this country is detrimental to democracy?</p>
<p>No, sir. What&#8217;s detrimental to democracy is how little the older generations &#8211; especially the one in control &#8211; inspire the rest of us. It&#8217;s detrimental that the Daily Show, which bills itself as &#8220;fake news,&#8221; has been more biting and investigative than the mainstream media for the past six years.</p>
<p>John Fontana, Palm Harbor</p></blockquote>
<p>Jon Stewart, Rob Corddry, Samantha Bee, Ed Helms and Jason Jones would have a field day with this letter &#8212; not one zinger, not one barb and not one instance of inserting the out-of-place-question-for-the-sake-of-humor that the Daily Show does so well.</p>
<hr /><small>Copyright &copy; 2008 John Fontana / Stonegauge.com<br /> This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. <br /> The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the copyright. (Digital Fingerprint:<br /> 5f9a3a5b7ef212af77f47229bbdcc645 (38.107.179.230) )</small>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.stonegauge.com/2006/06/28/another-day-another-rant/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Bitter Singles Day</title>
		<link>http://www.stonegauge.com/2006/02/14/bitter-singles-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stonegauge.com/2006/02/14/bitter-singles-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2006 21:39:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cynic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[valentines day]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://stonegauge.com/2006/02/14/bitter-singles-day/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Blah!&#8221; to hearts filled with chocolates! &#8220;BAH!&#8221; to flowers and romantic dinners. &#8220;Humbug!&#8221; to extra commercialism of a day devoted to showing yoru admiration, fondness and love and appreciation of a special person out there. Happy Bitter SIngles day people&#8230;   For the bitterly single (such as myself) the day that highlights the fact more [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Blah!&#8221; to hearts filled with chocolates!</p>
<p>&#8220;BAH!&#8221; to flowers and romantic dinners.</p>
<p>&#8220;Humbug!&#8221; to extra commercialism of a day devoted to showing yoru admiration, fondness and love and appreciation of a special person out there.</p>
<p>Happy Bitter SIngles day people&#8230;   For the bitterly single (such as myself) the day that highlights the fact more than any other is almost over.</p>
<hr /><small>Copyright &copy; 2008 John Fontana / Stonegauge.com<br /> This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. <br /> The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the copyright. (Digital Fingerprint:<br /> 5f9a3a5b7ef212af77f47229bbdcc645 (38.107.179.230) )</small>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.stonegauge.com/2006/02/14/bitter-singles-day/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Aspiration of Romance</title>
		<link>http://www.stonegauge.com/2005/09/02/aspiration-of-romance/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stonegauge.com/2005/09/02/aspiration-of-romance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2005 02:04:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cynic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[existence]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[romance]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://stonegauge.com/archives/2005/09/02/aspiration-of-romance/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Enchant me Rise up over me and engulf me Through your sensuality and softness With your intellect and your persona Show me the reason to care again And give me a reason to want Entrance me Captivate me so I Can think of nothing other than Your very existence while The world spins its uncontrollable [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Enchant me<br />
Rise up over me and engulf me<br />
Through your sensuality and softness<br />
With your intellect and your persona<br />
Show me the reason to care again<br />
And give me a reason to want</p>
<p>Entrance me<br />
Captivate me so I<br />
Can think of nothing other than<br />
Your very existence while<br />
The world spins its uncontrollable revolutions<br />
Leaving each man to cope with its maelstrom</p>
<p>Intoxicate me<br />
Make me wish for nothing more than your<br />
Warm and unblemished flesh<br />
Held close against me<br />
Where desire takes us into the<br />
Unfamiliar territories<br />
Of bliss and contentment</p>
<p>Save me<br />
Find my cynical and sarcastic person<br />
And convince him there is still good in the world<br />
Simply by being yourself<br />
Simply by pointing out in your everything<br />
That not all is corrupt and lost to lust<br />
Lost to insanity<br />
Lost to the malice mankind unleashes on itself</p>
<p>Teach me to love again<br />
Be my purpose in life<br />
The purpose being having and holding you<br />
Wanting and loving you<br />
Supporting and caring for you<br />
Until the sun sets on this world</p>
<p>© 2005 John Fontana</p>
<hr /><small>Copyright &copy; 2008 John Fontana / Stonegauge.com<br /> This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. <br /> The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the copyright. (Digital Fingerprint:<br /> 5f9a3a5b7ef212af77f47229bbdcc645 (38.107.179.230) )</small>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.stonegauge.com/2005/09/02/aspiration-of-romance/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Banked&#8230;applied</title>
		<link>http://www.stonegauge.com/2005/03/12/bankedapplied/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stonegauge.com/2005/03/12/bankedapplied/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2005 04:57:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cynic]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://stonegauge.com/archives/2005/03/12/bankedapplied/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So my new bank is Bank of America&#8230; And there was much rejoicing&#8230;. Also taking another shot at this thing called job applications. Applied for two positions at Channel 10&#8230;. Cynical me doesn&#8217;t think I have a shot. Copyright &#169; 2008 John Fontana / Stonegauge.com This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. The use [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So my new bank is Bank of America&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>And there was much rejoicing&#8230;.</p></blockquote>
<p>Also taking another shot at this thing called job applications.  Applied for two positions at <a href="http://www.tampabay10.com/">Channel 10</a>&#8230;.  Cynical me doesn&#8217;t think I have a shot.</p>
<hr /><small>Copyright &copy; 2008 John Fontana / Stonegauge.com<br /> This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. <br /> The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the copyright. (Digital Fingerprint:<br /> 5f9a3a5b7ef212af77f47229bbdcc645 (38.107.179.230) )</small>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.stonegauge.com/2005/03/12/bankedapplied/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Just another reason to be Cynical</title>
		<link>http://www.stonegauge.com/2005/01/19/just-another-reason-to-be-cynical/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stonegauge.com/2005/01/19/just-another-reason-to-be-cynical/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2005 16:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cynic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[demo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HP]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HTML]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[meeting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spring]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://stonegauge.com/archives/2005/01/19/just-another-reason-to-be-cynical/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Tarpon Springs &#8212; at 6:55 this morning, about 12 hours after proceedings started &#8212; approved Wal-Mart along the Anclote River. 8 people lobbied for Wal Mart at this meeting. 400+ were in attendance to voice displeasure about Wal Mart. Wal-Mart had paid employees &#8212; being paid for there time at the meeting &#8212; in attendance [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tarpon Springs &#8212; at 6:55 this  morning, about 12 hours after proceedings started &#8212; <a href="http://sptimes.com/2005/01/19/Northpinellas/Wal_Mart_supercenter_.shtml">approved Wal-Mart along the Anclote River.</a></p>
<p>8 people lobbied for Wal Mart at this meeting.  400+ were in attendance to voice displeasure about Wal Mart.  Wal-Mart had paid employees &#8212; being paid for there time at the meeting &#8212; in attendance as well.</p>
<p>Fine day for Democracy and Capitalism, don&#8217;t you think?  A day where the majority is ignored for the almighty dollar and sound logic is ignored for the sake of the city tax base.</p>
<p>A pox on you, Tarpon Springs City Counsel.  </p>
<p>Go ahead and <a href="mailto:cityclerk1@ci.tarpon-springs.fl.us">Email the city</a> and give them a warm, gracious congratulations &#8212; or spout off at them as I did.</p>
<hr /><small>Copyright &copy; 2008 John Fontana / Stonegauge.com<br /> This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. <br /> The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the copyright. (Digital Fingerprint:<br /> 5f9a3a5b7ef212af77f47229bbdcc645 (38.107.179.230) )</small>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.stonegauge.com/2005/01/19/just-another-reason-to-be-cynical/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Selfish Nation and International Disaster</title>
		<link>http://www.stonegauge.com/2004/12/26/selfish-nation-and-international-disaster/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stonegauge.com/2004/12/26/selfish-nation-and-international-disaster/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2004 01:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Must See TV / Entertainment Industry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[9-11]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[article]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cnn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cynic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HTML]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[news]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[worst]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://stonegauge.com/archives/2004/12/26/selfish-nation-and-international-disaster/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I know it is a day after a national holiday and people are not focusing at all right now on the news but&#8230; I&#8217;m disenchanted &#8212; outrightly disgusted &#8212; with the lack of news regarding a major earthquake iand tidal wave has devestated parts of Asia and Africa. this wasn&#8217;t just a minor rumbler that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know it is a day after a national holiday and people are not focusing at all right now on the news but&#8230;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m disenchanted &#8212; outrightly disgusted &#8212; with the lack of news regarding <a href="http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&#038;storyID=7180384">a major earthquake iand tidal wave has devestated parts of Asia and Africa.</a>   this wasn&#8217;t just a minor rumbler that ended up destroying the third world &#8212; this was an 8.9 magnitude earthquake with aftershocks tipping the scale at 7.3.</p>
<p>And what news can you find on national television in the States as Asia and Africa awake to continue dealing with the devestation? </p>
<p>Nada.  Zip.  Zero. </p>
<p>The national news channels that pride themselves in being 24 hour news services are airing their regularly scheduled documentary-like programs.  One of the worst international disasters of our time and &#8220;CNN Presents&#8221; is more important?   11,000 people are confirmed dead by this catastrophe &#8212; and that is just the begining.  And documentary programming on news services takes precedence over reporting the issue?  Keeping people informed?  Displaying where to send financial aid?</p>
<p>9-11 was a man made attrocity that was helped by taking place in the media capital of the world&#8230;  Yet when the third world gets rocked out of nowhere, when more people die form more countries in the hardest hit areas than almost any Natural Disaster we have ever seen, America and the American Media are allowed to turn a blind eye because it isn&#8217;t ratings?  It isn&#8217;t news unless it&#8217;s got an American tie?</p>
<p> It&#8217;s cynical to say &#8220;Yup&#8221; but that seems to be the case &#8212; and I am not going to let my anger go on this.  This is where you are supposed to jump to help someone.  This is when youa re supposed to keep the public informed.  This isn&#8217;t one town, one city, one country effected.  This is millions across Asia and Africa (and the world with the number of tourists involved in this)&#8230;.  </p>
<p>And no one in the US would care to find out more about it or to try to find out how to help  <img src='http://www.stonegauge.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif' alt=':roll:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p> <img src='http://www.stonegauge.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<hr /><small>Copyright &copy; 2008 John Fontana / Stonegauge.com<br /> This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. <br /> The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the copyright. (Digital Fingerprint:<br /> 5f9a3a5b7ef212af77f47229bbdcc645 (38.107.179.230) )</small>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.stonegauge.com/2004/12/26/selfish-nation-and-international-disaster/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Someone missed the boat and it was me</title>
		<link>http://www.stonegauge.com/2004/07/21/someone-missed-the-boat-and-it-was-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stonegauge.com/2004/07/21/someone-missed-the-boat-and-it-was-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2004 04:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Must See TV / Entertainment Industry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cynic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iraq]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[news]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obvious]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[questions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ridiculous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[verse]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://stonegauge.com/archives/2004/07/21/someone-missed-the-boat-and-it-was-me/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh dear god, I am falling in love with the Daily Show. For years I hear about this growing cult of people who watch Jon Stewartt and company report on he news with a humorous, cynical and smart ass spin to things. I&#8217;m a fan of Jon Stewart but I never watched the show because [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh dear god, I am falling in love with the <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/thedailyshowwithjonstewart/" target="_blank"><em>Daily Show</em>.<br />
</a><br />
For years I hear about this growing cult of people who watch <a href="http://www.jonstewart.net/" target="_blank">Jon Stewart</a>t and company report on he news with a humorous, cynical and smart ass spin to things.  I&#8217;m a fan of Jon Stewart but I never watched the show because at times the comedy that I have caught glimpses of on the show seemed a little too cheesy or a little dry or just too subtle.  </p>
<p>But watching a few full shows and seeing everything going on?  Jon Stewart and the rest of the gang at <em>Daily</em> happen to be Captain Obvious incarnate. </p>
<p>Oh sure, they also report on he ridiculous a ton&#8230;  Like last night (I think it was a repeat) they had an interview with a fellow planning to build the Clinton &#8220;L-i-e brary&#8221; a few blocks away from the Clinton Presidential Library.  I don&#8217;t know if he was on to the rouse that he wasn&#8217;t on a true news program but he told the show that it was &#8220;vital to our nations future&#8221; that people know the truth about Clinton and his lies&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;which was responded with rhetoric about how the CHILDREN actually are our future.  Teach them well and let them lead the way&#8230;.  On and on, the full verse of The Greatest Love Of All was sang by the interviewer DURING the interview&#8230;.  </p>
<p>That&#8217;s balls, that&#8217;s bravado and that&#8217;s hilarious &#8212; mocking someone taking his outlandish cause too seriously&#8230;  </p>
<p>Tonight?  Jon Stewart fried Wolf Blitzer (in a humorous way, mind you &#8211; he wasn&#8217;t attacking Blitzer but laughing with him&#8230;  or attempting to) and the media for how they&#8217;ve covered the war in Iraq with regards to asking questions.  I believe Stewart asked, &#8220;Was it Group Think or another word, Retardation?&#8221; </p>
<p>Now if they could just lose the f&#8217;n commercials and expand the show (which would take a little too much, I would think), it would be insanely awesome&#8230;  I&#8217;ll be happy with what I have for now &#8212; being a <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/thedailyshowwithjonstewart/" target="_blank">Daily </a>n00b&#8230;</p>
<hr /><small>Copyright &copy; 2008 John Fontana / Stonegauge.com<br /> This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. <br /> The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the copyright. (Digital Fingerprint:<br /> 5f9a3a5b7ef212af77f47229bbdcc645 (38.107.179.230) )</small>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.stonegauge.com/2004/07/21/someone-missed-the-boat-and-it-was-me/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

